No one here is allowed to die without my permission.

Doug MacLeod
No one here is allowed to die without my permission.
No one here is allowed to die without my permission.
No one here is allowed to die without my permission.
No one here is allowed to die without my permission.
About This Quote

This quote is a joke that many of us who are close to the elderly have heard. It is meant to be funny, but in reality there is no way to know if this is actually true. It is possible that the announcer was only joking when he said it, but it also is possible that he was not joking. The show does not say for sure whether or not this was supposed to be funny.

If it was meant to be funny, there may be some truth behind it. If it was not meant to be funny, then the old man probably did die without permission.

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